April 2013
149 posts
superwholocks-bitch:
so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew” and she shut the fuck up
she had no idea I was quoting a song from Pocahontas
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
“tell me when,” the waiter says as he starts grating my parmesan cheese on my pasta. i sit there in silence and watch as the restaurant fills with cheese and suffocates everyone
dragonholiday:
why am i not kissing someone right now
sarapunzel:
real women have curve
just one curve
real women are circle
potatoandotherwise:
oh my god my mom came home and from the kitchen she just started yelling like using my middle name and everything
so I come out of my room and I’m like “dang woman what the frick”
and she holds up this box and is like “WHY IS THERE AN EMPTY CONDOM BOX ON THE TABLE”
and I’m like
mom
those are guitar strings
hopelessbaka:
I have more conversations in my head than in real life
rnackenzie:
my hobbies include trying to be funny and not succeeding
“She was the one who got away. She was the one who I never got to say how much I...”
– The Vamps (via colorlessvamps)
tapdancers:
if i was rich i wouldnt even buy cool cars and houses i’d just buy loads of cool shit off of etsy
hershpa:
you know what’s not fair
normally when people get debilitating stomach cramps and fevers, they stay home from work or school for a day or two
but then you get your period and you’re expected to pOWER THROUGH IT LIKE A WOMAN AND GET SHIT DONE ANYWAY BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE OFF EVERY MONTH EVEN AS THE FLESH IS TORN FROM YOUR UTERUS AND PURGED IN RIVERS OF BLOOD FROM YOUR...
lameborghini:
*accidentally flirts with people who are not attracted to my gender*
kakyoinisdead:
if you ever meet me in real life i am so sorry
sorry that your whole world will be wrecked once you realize i’m fifty times cooler in person
